I’m sorry to generalize, but why do you suck so bad at making coffee?
Your cappuccinos are wet and your lattes are foamy…get your shit together.
Let your shots pull for the right amount of time and quit forcing your shitty weak-ass brew coffee on me, its the only thing worse that your cafe drinks.
Me: Just curb-stomp the Jesus into him
Him: That's not what Jesus would do
Me: Not with those sandals